1. Roommates always suck.
2. The toilet paper is always gone.
3. Your first kiss will be awkward and not romantic in any way.
4. There will never be a good time to do something that you don't want to.
5. There will always be that one person who won't laugh at your jokes.
6. The majority of people take themselves too seriously-- which is why everyone feels so self-conscious.
7. Dropping your phone is not the end of the world.
8. Choosing not to go to a party doesn't make you a nerd.
9. Drinking diet soda won't make you get any skinnier-- if anything, you will gain weight.
10. You will never be old enough to do what you want to-- until you're too old to do anything.
11. Single men are single for a reason.
12. All of the good ones are taken-- but half of them aren't happy.
13. Do what you love, and you will find people who will love you.
14. Pens always run out of ink while you are taking an exam.
15. Nothing new ever really happens on facebook if you check it five times a day.
16. Doing things for other peoples' reasons won't get you what you want.
17. Fantasy is usually a lot better than reality.
18. If you live a lie, it will soon become who you really are.
19. You're only as good as your actions.
20. A straight guy will never notice the effort you put forth in getting ready.
21. It's easier to learn from other peoples' mistakes-- but you can learn more from your own.
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